ok .. while the travellers' diarrhea is still haunting me .. a new post.

Paul's guide to interpreting the number of sneezes you have.
For all those times when you suddenly sneeze all of a sudden, find your answers here:

IF you have sneezed only once: Somebody is thinking of you. Nice.

IF you have sneezed twice: Somebody is talking about you. Hmmm.

IF you have sneezed thrice: Somebody is angry with you. Bad bad.

IF you have sneezed four times: Somebody is talking bad about you. Tsk tsk.

IF you have sneezed five times: Your doctor is thinking of you. Haha.

IF you have sneezed six times: You must have sat beside a sick person earlier on. Too bad.

IF you have sneezed seven times and above: Your doctor truly misses you, and its time to pay him or her a visit.


* Disclaimer: I am in no means a numerologist.